2)Eat as much junk as you can
3)Detox and tell your friends you're going to start being healthy
4)Raid the vending machine and say "fuck the detox", while lying to your girlfriends saying you feel super energized and really healthy
5)Watch sad movies
6)Stay up late and fuck up your sleep schedule until it correlates with that of a... creature that doesn't sleep much.
7)Eat a Costco bulk-package of Cup Noodles
8)Facebook stalk for 6 hours (that includes looking up wall-to-wall posts and reading entire conversations between people)
9)Don't shower, shave, brush your hair, do laundry, clean your room or anything else productive that requires you to get up from the permanent mold of your body on your couch.
10) And finally, there isn't a step 10, I ran out of things to say.
I figured, there is a better way to cope with stress that makes my feel productive without having to actually do anything productive. So here is my Soothing song playlist:
1) Petit Chaton - By The Swings
3) He's A Tree - By Margaret Helen King
4) I Was Young When I Left Home - By Antony + Bryce Dessner
5) Brackett, WI - By Bon Iver
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